Too horny to sleep I headed to the bathroom at 3am to try and take the edge off and ended up soaking my phone in squirt

Hey there, it's 3am here and for various reasons I am having trouble *****ing

Bit of a cold being one, I just can't shift, it's super annoying

But it's really difficult finding vegetables here

You can't even think, oh my diet's upside down

Anyway, another reason is I am pretty horny